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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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The ability to see through mirrors.
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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.
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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all
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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !
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The ability to get a degree in performing arts
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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.
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The power to be justin beiber
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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.
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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.
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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground
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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.
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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.
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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.
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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,
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The power of night-blindness.
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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.
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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself
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The power to fart 5 times bigger
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The power to fly with your feets on the ground
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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you
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The power of trolling your self
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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!