power to be an alcohoic

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the ability to die once you have died

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!