the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!