the power to make body fat go away

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to create another human

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!