the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The super power to control paper.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!