the power to die

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!