The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!