The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Endless falling....

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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Asexual reproduction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!