The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!