the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!