the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!