The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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Facebook.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to die in one second

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The power to bleed

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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NMR Vision

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!