The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power of creating poop.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power spite flower

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!