The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!