The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to win the crying game

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!