the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to look into the past

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!