The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to poop pee

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to poop standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!