the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to be your self

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!