The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!