The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to annoy people

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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Guys, it's over.

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Really bendy thumb

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!