to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to sleep

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!