ability to fly in a plane

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to see through glass.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!