The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to be powerless.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!