The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to pee ants.

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to simply walk into mordor.

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

The power to speak to mexicans in german

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The power to talk to talking animals.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!