Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to write comic books

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!