The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to bread toast!

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Melting

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to make body fat go away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!