The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!