The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to die on command

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!