The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to nit propely

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!