The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!