The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to go blind at will.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!