My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to think.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!