The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Melting

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to die on command

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!