The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the power to poop pee

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to not have a power.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!