The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!