The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to be your self

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!