The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to poop pee

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!