The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to die when you die

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to look into the past

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!