the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!