the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!