Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to create another human

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!