The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!