The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of love

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to die at will.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!