The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power of night-blindness.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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penis

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power of fart helium

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!