The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The Power to die at will

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!