THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to fart in colour

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Facebook.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fart flames

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!