The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to never end your .

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!