The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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Facebook.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!