the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!