The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!