the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to write about power.

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The power to look into cheese.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!