The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!