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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year
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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.
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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time
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The power to shrink your penis.
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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.
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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.
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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.
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the power to jump high but u have no legs
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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.
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The ability to see through mirrors.
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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.
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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !
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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all
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The ability to get a degree in performing arts
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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.
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The power to be justin beiber
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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.
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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.
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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground
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The power to turn on the TV with the remote
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the power of fart helium
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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.
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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity
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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!