The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to become a dead ant.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!