The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Guys, it's over.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to commit crime.

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Melting

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!