To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!