- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The power to die

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

Black power

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The ability to be a successful troll.

The power to make vegetables horny.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to transform yourself into a door.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

Pointless Super Powers