The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to commit crime.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to die if you think

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!